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Sometimes... its not the men's fault...

2007-09-09T19:50:00.000-07:00

Someday if ya men, bf, husband or other half cheats on u............. blame it on their upbringing ok....i guess it just not something u get to kick away that easily. from young we are brought up to worship the boobs.... *chuit*chuit* i mean........... welll ermm nm...

Look at how intensely the baby stare at the tits... if someday u notice me looking at ya boobs.... well fucking don't blame me cuz i too; was breastfed when little.......

Targets!!!!

2007-09-04T00:14:00.000-07:00

Have you ever wondered why your car kena bombed by bird shit? After careful study, I’ve found out the culprit(s).

Let me introduce you to Mr. Pigeon

Some of you might think it’s just bad luck that your car kena bombed but let me tell you something else. They choose and pick their intended target. They will check who is the owner of the car and if you’re one of the bad people who mistreat birds, they’ll bomb your car.

Don’t believe? Scroll further down and I’ll show you how they pick their target.
First, they will check your windscreen and see where you’re staying or if you’re affiliated to any organization.

If you’re high profiled person, then bombs away. If you’re not, they’ll check your mileage. Yup, it’s true especially new car. I have the proof. First, they will look around and make sure nobody’s watching them.

Then check your mileage.

By the way, they’re also kepoh and want to see what you have in your car.

Once they’ve confirmed your car is their main target, they’ll call in another dept for inspection.

After approval, then they’ll leave their shits on your car.

So support WWF!(not the wrestling shit,its the wildlife thingy)Show some love to the animals.

Theory of Relativity

2007-06-09T00:01:00.000-07:00

My friend told me this joke and i don't mean it as an insult to women. Its just a JOKE. But mathematically proven as you can see :p

Firstly, girl = time x money

People say time is money, time = money

So naturally, girl = money x money

So to simplify, girl = money2

People also say that money is the root of all evil, money = √evil

So if you mathematically switch the equation, evil = money2

If girl = money2 and evil = money2,

It boils down to girl = evil

Today's Lesson

2007-05-31T18:26:00.000-07:00

Yesterday I was with chee leong and charles in the curve and we were freeloading the readily available internet and laptop in Hollys Coffee.Chee leong as usual the goodboy, google-d for the word "fuck" and found a website which teaches you how to use the word "fuck" in the "appropriate" way to structure sentences.Therefore, i got the inspiration to make a chinese version of it.

I was born in KL, and yeah im a fucking chinese, as u know most of fucking hamgaling chinese in KL speak cantonese...but it also depends on where they live, like me, i live in PJ and most of us speak cantonese and minority mandarin, kepong jai, jln ipoh jai, jinjang jai speak hokkien, sunway jai, damansara jai, bangsar jai speak english, when ampang jai, kepong jai and pj jai happens to chat at the same table, they speak cantonese...so now u see cantonese is very important for those who live in KL, or plan to stay in KL...therethefuckingfore, this lesson is to assist those who are planning to come to work or study in KL, for short, ngoi fau jai...especially for those who is from jb, penang, sabah, sarawak...u have to learn this, im sure u dun wanna feel left out whenever u r with bunch of kl jai...

common phrase:1. lei geh hai - when u disagree with someone

example- ah leong : oi, mahai cham yat ngo diu hai diu jor 2 lap jung dou mm chut ah, geng mou?
ah seng : lei geh hai!!!
ah leong : diu! ngak lei gau lan meh, jan geh...
ah seng : lei geh hai!!!
ah leong : mm sun lei man ngo tiu lui la...
ah seng : lei geh hai laaaaa!!!

common phrase 2:yau mou lan - this is not asking u got lanjiau or not,dun misundertand ok....u say this when u wanna make sure or when you have doubts.

example-ah leong : oi, tau sin ngo gin dou tiu lui, hou lan 7 leng ah!!! mei gin guo gam leng geh lui jai ah!!!
ah pek : yau mou lan???
ah leong : hai wor....lin dai sam dou mm jiok wor, tai dou 2 lap lin dik wor!!!
ah pek : yao mou lan???!!!
ah leong : hai laaaa....ngo jung lor dou kui din wa hou ma tim ah!!!
ah pek : yao mou lan ohhhhhhhh!!!!!!

common phrase 3: gong lan wa-used when u think that or see someone is bullshitting, u can use it, but gong lan wa is abit out already

example-ah leong : ah pek, yi pai jou mat 7, mm chut lei yam cha, hou lan mong meh?
ah pek : mou la, yi pai kau gan gei tiu lui, hou lan fan ahhhh
ah leong : lei gong lan wa ar??
ah pek : diu, bai 1 pui yi gor, bai 2 gor gor, bai 3 yau bin gor bin gor...sien la...
ah leong: lei tung kui gong yeh hai mai? (pointing to his lanciao)
ah pek : ai...ngo gom leng chai hai gom ge la...
ah leong : gong la wa laaaa!!!!

i know i know, its a bit hard to differentiate among these 3, lei geh hai, yau mou lan,gong lan wa....just practise ok? practise before u come to KL...try to put all 3 in a single conversation...

example- a: ngo ci jor jik lor...
b: yau mou lan???
a: hai wor, chau hai si tau por yat 7 mak dai gor hai bei ngo tai, yuk 9 suin ah...
b: lei geh hai la!!!!!
a: mak dai gor hai mm gan yiu wor, jung seng gor keyboard sat 9 lok hui,lei jou mou?b: lei tung ngo gong lan wa laaaa!!!!!

So thats the end of the lesson today boys and girls.Hope you learned something new today.Have a great day and practice this only with an adult supervision.K thx bye..

Now Everyone can Cry

2007-04-03T10:45:00.000-07:00

Air Asia says 'Now Everyone Can Fly'

Air tickets so cheap its worth a try

Through the Internet You Can Buy

MAS shook their heads 'My oh My'

That Datuk Tony Fernandez fella, he's so Sly

And Idris Jala's plans and sights are only set on profitable routes like Dubai
What will happen to the folks from the rumahpanjai?

As they look up at the planes that pass by

I guess they will stick to using the sungai

When they want to practice thier adventurous spirit of 'berjalai'

Nothing much they can do except ask 'Why or Why?'

Internet access in the rural is as good as Nadai
Our planners and economists never fail to stupefy

Now that the price of oil goes up high

They say prices of goods and services wouldn't hurt a fry

Everyone now knows that its a lie

I can't even afford a drink of Mai Tai

Nor a plate of imported Apple Pie
So Datuk Tony Fernandez I hope you are still our guy

Help make the folks dream of taking to the sky

So that Air Asia is truly for Malaysians and not only orang ribai

We can ill afford the various cukai

Now as our purse and wallets slowly go Dry

We hope we wouldn't have to say, Air Asia, Now everyone can Cry

Firefly,the airline without a url

2007-04-03T09:00:00.000-07:00

I’ve never studied marketing but I’d imagine (readers with expertise in the field please correct me if I’m wrong) that if I were planning to start a new airline that plans to attract foreign tourists and use e-commerce to sell tickets, I’d want to ensure that my brand name url is already under my control before choosing the name.
Yet, both firefly.com (owned by microsoft no less) and firefly.com.my are already taken, leaving the airline to resort to using www.fireflyz.com.my. When you google firefly airline, the official website doesn’t appear at all on the the first page results.

How are customers going to purchase your tickets if they can’t even find any information or contact for the airline?
This airline might be better named air dugong, at least the .com tld is still available.

Do u see the resemblance??

2007-03-12T11:39:00.000-07:00

hey charles and wern... u all know her dont u?? this is fuckin hilarious man... i think they are somehow related.. hahahahahha... come have a laughh.... are u ready??? ok here it goes....

picture courtesy of Kim Yew haha...

nice arrr?? hahaha

weekend rox..

2007-03-12T00:24:00.000-07:00

Is it me or issit just me?? Why do girls look absolutely gorgeous on Saturdays than any other days?The chicks, the babes, the girls they all look fabulous on saturday.Even Charles look pretty on saturdays haha.. Friends say I was just being horny. Really? I mean really,really?? I can't be horny on saturdays only alright.Others say its the day when everybody's happy.For those 5 days a week working people, saturday is the only day to let the hair down and pull the socks up.Last saturday all of us ended up in laundry bar in the curve for some drinks and some mouth watering eye wandering sessions.Everyone had plenty to drink and a friend of mine got to know some combination of old and young looking ladies.I just think he has the great deal of guts to actually do something like that.Respect!! Anyway,I'm still waiting for some chicks to watch the movie 300 with me.I heard its pretty good.I couldnt make it with my friends the previous night cuz of some other so called plan.And guess what i did? i ended up meeting a colleague of mine in secret recipe.It was gay.I mean the meeting was sorta gay cuz it was only both of us.Well thats all about the good part of the weekend.Here comes the shit part.. i had an argument with my gf again.Thats shit.Its like an hour of shouting at each other can actually spoil the whole weekend.Magic aint it? But its okay.. i'm quite used to it by now cuz this aint the first time this has happened.OK its time to go now.AirAsia is pissing me off already.. they have issues with the scheduling as i can see... They keep calling me at the wrong time to do something which is right.So what am i supposed to do? I think now its time to head off for the "stimulator"... yeahhhh i loveeee

still heree...

2007-03-09T18:57:00.000-08:00

To all my mates who probably thought I was dead,I'm not.Just been busy with the training and shits.In case you dont believe me that i'm busy,here's proof:I haven't been seeing Mrs Palmers and her five daughters for 2 weeks already.That's how busy i've been haha.So today is the day i'm gonna pay them a visit since its a saturday.Life's been pretty busy ever since I started my training like full time.Between work and gf,I havent had time for anything else.I suppose today is the day to have some fun with my buddies.So where are we heading to? Time flies when you're having fun and that's a fact.So i will try to enjoy my weekends as much as possible.If earth rotated slower and there were 30 hours in a day,i'll be happier.

its 4am and i miss her

2007-03-09T18:50:00.000-08:00

I can't sleep and I have this pain in my heart I really do.I miss her a great deal nonetheless.Things happen that you dont expect.I'm very sad but still don't know what to do about it.In somewhat different ways we are both stubborn people.Occasionally i think of how i feel as a weakness,like get over it and move on but it still bothers me.I must be such a fool.This is emotional needyness of someone who is incomplete and has no life.That is the conclusion I have to make.

The Romeo and Juliet day

2007-02-12T01:27:00.000-08:00

Valentines Day is coming up.You may have noticed a few advertisements for chocolates and diamonds and new cars and cruises all designed to capture the heart of your love ones.But what is considered as a perfect gift for your girlfriend? Many of us dont really know what to get when it comes to occasions like this.Some things are nice but expensive, some things are ugly but cheap.So you gotta pay the price for the more elegant things.For me, I don't really have to plan for valentines as much thanks to a friend of mine.He's in media and events and shits and he's got everything well planned for my girlfriend and I already.I owe u one buddy! dont worry i wont forget you on valentines.Anyway,I didn't just sit around and not think about what to do on valentines.I hereby take this chance here to dedicate a priceless poem to my beloved SHY... hope she reads this and love me for who I am... dont smack me my dear... i'll try my best to rhyme the poem with just your name alrite?? So here goes....

DEAREST SHY

WITHOUT YOU,I'LL BE LIVING IN A LIE

SEEING YOUR FACE AS SWEET AS A POTATO PIE

MAKES ME WANNA DIE

THE TOUCH OF YOUR SMOOTH THIGHS

MAKES EVERYONE SAY HIIII

I STILL WANNA KEEP THIS POEM GOING

BUT GUESS ITS TIME TO SAY BYE BYE

hahahahahah i love itt... hey my dear i know this sucks but at least i tried alrite... hope u love it ... made with love .... Be happy this Valentines and HAPPY VALENTINES DAY!!!!

back

2007-02-11T18:33:00.000-08:00

OK, its been a while since my last post and time to dig back into the blogging world again.Ever not blog for a long period?My god, I can't believe I have done this!Its not that I havent been online.I'm online everyday.Does anyone else ever get bored of it and just need a break?This new year has been good so far.I was blessed with an AirAsia interview this Thursday.But I need to do some studying as they will be testing me on some general aviation stuff.Oh,by the way..

KUNG HEI FATT CHOY !!!

I met a friend the other day and he gave me some feng shui advice.If you give me feng shui advice last year,I could have shrugged my shoulders in ur face and walk off.But,after being devoid of luck during the past year,I am open to anything right now.I was born in the year of the dog.So far what they say about dog people is that they have deep sense of loyalty,honest and inspire other people's confidence because they know how to keep secrets.They are also at the same time selfish,terrible stubborn and eccentric.But this year is a good year for the dog people and that is whats really important.So rejoice bitches!May the queen of Bitch be with us ...

woot wooott...

2006-12-29T20:17:00.000-08:00

I was walking in curve yesterday and i got myself 2 new cd's which was on promotion.So being the man,I bought My Chemical Romance-The Black Parade which roxx.... if you have a good car audio system you'll definitely enjoy it.. well it doesnt have to be good... a reasonable system will do... it'll make u enjoy your ride even more.So the 2nd CD which i bought is pretty gay as some people see it.... May I present to you... IL DIVO-siempre :) oh well didn't understand whatever they were singing... but its good to just listen to the music itself.

Well,its good to listen to it when you're in the mood for sex with your gf and it'll work for sure.So looks like this cd will be sitting somewhere in the corner til the time is right... hehe :)

Where did that year go??

2006-12-29T19:52:00.000-08:00

Seriously,issit me or do years go faster,when you get old?

But at the same time 2006 has been an amazing year.Lets see what I did...

1)Stayed in a gaytown called Melaka for almost a year.

2)Went to phuket twice in a month for some "massage" sessions

3)Made some new friends

4)Stepped out and into yet another new relationship

5)Found some new places to lepak

6)Trimmed my pubes

7)Moved out

8)Had more coffees than in 2005

And in 2007 I will hopefully have found a job and accumulating points on my mile high club membership card.Alternatively,I dont mind doing something else like pimping or something similar but I have no experience :(

New years resolutions:

1)Get a job in the airlines.So hopefully some smart Malaysian dudes can establish another budget airlines called Nike Air or something like that so i can fly for them.

2)Take over badawi's place and make Malaysia a better country to live in.

3)Avoid seeking help from Mrs Palmers and her five daughters so often.

7 reasons to hate singaporeans

2006-12-08T18:13:00.000-08:00

1)They are uncreative bastards a.k.a posers who uses "dollars".

2)They always drive at 60km/h on the fast lane of the KL-Seremban highway thinking its
partly owned by their grandfather.

3)They have funny number plates with funny colours.

4)The police doesnt take any "duit kopi".That suxx big timeee...

5)They speak funny Hokkien,English and Mandarin and worse of all they dont speak Malay,
the coolest language in the world.

6)They cut into your queue especially when boarding the bus and give u the fuck-off-asshole-
i'm-first-look when in actual fact they were miles away from where you were.

7)Its mandatory for all guys to join the military.

here's a lil christmas gift for all the singaporeans out there!Cheers

Happy 23rd Lili !!!

2006-11-21T04:42:00.000-08:00

hmmm i've known this girl for a while now.. we were not that close back in school... just got to know her better when she got back from the states... anyway, you've grown up already ... so be good alrite... and looks like someone's got a bf now.. oh well guys, too bad try again next time ! Thanks for the dinner and the yummy Haagen Daaz bday cake.. it was good but too filling .. and also when are we going to penang again? lets go jet ski hahahah ....

Anyway,hope u had a wonderful 23rd bday ... and may all ur wishes come true.. God bless...

oh yaaa btw ur present is with Meng ... so get it from her when u see her okay..

hey shirley, we missed you.. so come back quick alrite... its weird not to see u in any photos .. lol

gayness is happiness

2006-11-11T23:29:00.000-08:00

This is me 20 years ago

ok not the one sucking the thumb alrite.. thats my younger brother... so what do yall think? Honestly i think i have not changed much.I mean my looks and all.. dont ask me why ... i cant answer u.Perhaps u might wanna ask my mom or dad?

The other little girl next to me is my sister,Daphne.I think some of u might know her.And i think she still looks the same as well.Its gay to go back to the photo albums to look at the childhood photos and laugh at it by urself.But as soon as u open it up it brings back some bitter sweet memories.

Its bizarre how time flies.It seemed to me like it was just yesterday when i heard this Toys R Us theme song... I don't want to grow up, I'm a Toys' R Us kid, there's a million toys at Toys 'R Us that I can play with! More bikes, more trains, more video games, it's the biggest toy store there is! I don't want to grow, because then if I did, I wouldn't be a Toys 'R Us kid!

It seemed like it was just yesterday we were all standing in the school hall singing the school anthem.

It seemed like it was just yesterday I smacked some short dudes in school.Oh man, really missed those times back then.Charles would pee in his pants.Wern shen would walk to my place everyday after school and then his mom would come to my place to look for him.Kim Yew stealing some snacks from the canteen.Cindy and Wei Yu being the only 2 girls in the notorious class of 97.Conal running after me when i "accidentally" saw his penis during school camp.Shirley having an affair with William.Regina rockin' the school.Dr Sudha doing the belly dance and many more lar.... those whom i missed, i'm sure u know what u did!

fasten ur seat belts !!

2006-11-09T00:12:00.000-08:00

Ever wondered what pilots actually do in the cockpit? well, here's a 8 minute video of a Lauda Air flight from Vienna to Madeira in Portugal.Coolest airport i've seen so far. By the way, its a Boeing 737-800 series.The state of the art 737 and not the ones that Malaysia Airlines are flying.They are brand new New generation aircrafts.Similar to the 777 or perhaps the Airbus 340.

Ok ladies and gentlemen, fasten ur seat belts, turn off ur mobile and other electronic devices,sit back,relax and enjoy the flight!

....speechless.....

2006-11-06T05:34:00.000-08:00

How do I know how to say what I mean when the words won't come out the way I want them to. When she come near I can't breath my palms sweats, my heart races like a horse in the derby. I want to tell her how I feel but the words wont come out, they stay inside my mind and punish me like a criminal.
My heart tells me to tell her, but my mouth wont let me. If I could only tell her my thoughts, my dreams, my feelings, maybe then just maybe, then she would know. Let me tell you how I feel, I wish I could, my mind is going hey wire, I bite my lip, and I think, she ask, what are you thinking about, and the only thing that I can say is nothing, I want to tell her how I feel, but I can't, I need her to understand, and know what I am thinking about, the only thing I can do is look at her and ponder and think, and say that she is the best thing that has happened to me. Maybe one day I can tell her how I feel in my heart, maybe one day she will understand what I mean, just maybe she will know.

one night in Thai One ....

2006-11-05T01:23:00.000-08:00

I think some of you have already seen the photos.But anyway i'll post it up for those who has not seen it yet. And charles, pls don't wank to my photos.I know u like that shit.But im warning ya... its for viewing purposes only :)

Its been 2 weeks since we got home.It was all great fun.Thanks to the 2 great guides of Taiwan for bringing us around (Meng and Iris?) Well meng played a big part in this not because she ate more than us but she actually knew many other places compared to the locals.

I think its enuff for now.Charles will be posting his share of photos pretty soon i think.

6 bucks for ur penis and testicles !!!

2006-10-09T01:24:00.000-07:00

I was surfing the net today and I came across to this old ancient chinese history museum website and its kinda interesting.But one thing which really caught my eye is the one about the Eunuch during the ancient times.The thought of beheading your little brother gives me the goosebumps already.But those suckers in the old times really pay to actually get their penises removed.Here's an artifact from the museum which i found online

Why petrol keep increasing its price??

2006-10-05T23:36:00.000-07:00

Some dudes forwarded this to me and i think its pretty interesting.Its in BM, so for those who don't understand,skip this pls.. :)

Harga Minyak sepanjang zaman (dalam masa 16 tahun sejak 1990)

sebelum 90 - RM 0.89
tahun 1990 - RM 1.10 (kenaikan RM 0.21)
01/10/2000 - RM 1.20 (kenaikan RM 0.10)
20/10/2001 - RM 1.30 (kenaikan RM 0.10)
01/05/2002 - RM 1.32 (kenaikan RM 0.02)
31/10/2002 - RM 1.33 (kenaikan RM 0.01)
01/03/2003 - RM 1.35 (kenaikan RM 0.02)
01/05/2004 - RM 1.37 (kenaikan RM 0.02)
01/10/2004 - RM 1.42 (kenaikan RM 0.05)
05/05/2005 - RM 1.52 (kenaikan RM 0.10)
31/07/2005 - RM 1.62 (kenaikan RM 0.10)
28/02/2006 - RM 1.92 (kenaikan RM 0.30)

Nota : (ayat2 standard)
1. Kenaikan minyak masih rendah berbanding mana2 pun negara ASEAN.
2. Kerajaan akan pastikan kenaikan tidak membebankan
3. Kerajaan tidak mampu lagi menampung subsidi.
4. Kerajaan memberi jaminan harga runcit petroleum tidak akan dinaikkan lagi pada TAHUN INI.

seorang muslim wrote:
Saudara,

Pertama sekali abang Perdana Menteri kita ia itu Ibrahim bin Badawi menerusi syarikatnya SkyChef menjadi supplier makanan kepada syarikat penerbangan MAS yang sekarang mengalami kerugian RM900 juta untuk sembilan bulan pertama 2005. Abang PM kita jual sebotol air mineral kepada MAS dengan harga RM30 setiap botol. Kenapa kita hairan MAS rugi ?

Menteri Besar terengganu Idris Jusoh telah mengadakan lumba kapal layar Monsoon Cup yang menelan duit rakyat sebanyak RM300.0 Juta.
Duit ini di bayar kepada seorang taukeh bernama Patrick Lim dan kekawannya termasuk Khairy Jamaludin menantu Perdana Menteri. Perlumbaan kapal layar tak sampai lima hari makan duit rakyat RM300.0 Juta. Sudah tentu duit RM300.0 Juta itu ditelan oleh orang yang sungguh bertuah dapat kontrak RM300.0 Juta itu.

Untuk menutup kehilangan duit sebesar ini sekarang sabsidi minyak di potong dan harga minyak nail 30 sen satu liter.

Telekom Malaysia pula rugi lebih RM700 Juta duit rakyat sebab terpaksa bayar ganti rugi kepada syarikat telekom German ia itu Deutsche Telekom. Terpaksa bayar ganti rugi RM700 Juta sebab Telekom Malaysia tak tahu buat kontrak.
Nak tutup rugi ini pula kerajaan potong sabsidi minyak.

Sekarang lebih murah naik kapalterbang Air Asia pergi balik dari Kuala Lumpur ke Kuala Terengganu. Tambang pergi balik Air Asia dari Kuala Lumpur ke Kuala Terengganu tak sampai RM300 bagi tiga orang sekeluarga. Air Asia diurus oleh orang yang tidak rasuah dan yang tahu buat bisnes tanpa menyusahkan rakyat.

Sekarang dengan harga minyak yang sudah naik, belanja minyak sahaja nak pergi balik dari Kuala Lumpur ke Alor Setar sudah naik hingga RM220 (kereta Proton Waja). Bayar tol pula lebih RM120. Belanja makan dan minum (nasi campur dan teh kosong) bagi sekeluarga enam orang tambah lagi RM40. Ini bermaksud jumlah belanja minyak, tol dan makan minum pergi balik dari Kuala Lumpur ke Alor Setar hampir RM400.

Negeri lain bukan macam negara kita. Walaupun harga minyak di Thailand lebih mahal daripada harga minyak di Malaysia tapi di Thailand tak ada bayar tol.

Dari Bukit Kayu Hitam ke Bangkok jauhnya lebih 1,100 batu (bukan kilometer) naik lebuhraya enam lorong tanpa bayar TOL (bukan empat lorong macam Lebuhraya Utara Selatan kita).

Di Thailand tak ada rasuah AP. Harga kereta Honda Civic 1.5 di Thailand tak sampai RM40,000. Lebih murah daripada harga kereta Perodua Kelisa 1.0 di Malaysia. Inilah kelebihannya di Thailand- tak ada AP di sana.

Di Malaysia pula ada AP. Sebenarnya harga AP yang perlu di bayar kepada Kerajaan (MITI) tak sampai RM250 sahaja. Tapi AP boleh di jual sehingga RM40,000 sekeping kepada Dato Dato yang kaya yang di kenal sebagai "AP King". Rasuah AP ini telah berlanjutan selama lebih 30 tahun. Akhir kata rakyat Malaysia yang terpaksa tanggung rasuah AP ini.

Oleh yang demikian kereta Honda Civic 1.5 yang dijual dengan harga RM40,000 di Thailand naik harga sehingga RM110,000 di Malaysia. Rakyat Malaysia rugi. Kerajaan pun hilang wang. Bila kerajaan tak cukup wang - maka potonglah subsidi minyak.

Its a "secret" dont tell anyone ... shhhhhhhh

2006-10-04T04:31:00.000-07:00

come on... somebody smak my biatch up pls.... oooooo i love itt... i finally know how Victoria Secrets became popularr... its because of all theseeeeeeeeee

Seriously delicious eh?? yum yummmmmmm wish my gf would put one of those on... i would be the happiest man on earth... more of the kinky stuff... heree

oh my goodness.... i cant take it no more... im at the peak .... dont stop dont stopppppppp

ok thats it... no more for now.I think thats enuff for today.Now i know why girls are paying so much for a piece of close-to-nothing.So do you have a secret?i promise i wont tell anyone! :)

spot the difference?

2006-10-03T23:57:00.000-07:00

Can u spot the difference on this pack of "High Quality Chinese Premium Condoms" compared to the ones which they sell locally? hmmm these chinese dudes are dodgy like hell...

Always read the instructions or the facts before purchasing something which is tagged "Made in China".

Amber Chia is probably the WORST spokesperson in Malaysia

2006-10-01T13:03:00.000-07:00

“Hepi Mahder’s Dei”

Yes. First instincts will tell you to laugh, then cringe, then label the creator of that phrase as an idiot.

What if a person actually spoke it, phonetically? What if that person was Amber Chia? (a.k.a Malaysia’s so-called top model).

Well, Amber Chia may be hot….to some of you people, but to me, she looks like a zombie. And Gintell, the massaging chair business under Panasonic had the guts to actually gamble using Amber Chia in a Mother’s Day radio ad. Looks like the gamble really didn’t pay off.

The next paragraph will describe the disaster that Amber Chia really is.

From the very beginning, we knew from the first three words uttered by Amber Chia that the commercial’s success was doomed. It is very obvious that Amber Chia can’t speak English properly, coz it seemed like she was reading from a piece of paper. Broken English ruled the radiowave. In fact, it should put many people to shame, particularly Gintell and her own mom, for such a disastrous display of sheer arrogance to practice English speaking during ther school days (I suspect she only spoke her mother tongue and broken BM to pass SPM). Why stupid Gintell even chose her I have no idea. Must be trying to justify their position as worst massaging chair company or something.

“Hepi Mahder’s Dei”

Urgh. I cringe everytime time she says that. Makes me feel so much dumber that I want to go and torch all of Gintell’s outlets. Panasonic better try and sell off this shameful business which glorifies stupid broken English in their ads.

why bicycle shorts are always black?

2006-09-27T04:14:00.000-07:00

BLACK

And not RED

Ebay has turned into E-Gay

2006-09-25T23:08:00.000-07:00

Have u shopped online yet?Chances are you have or know someone who has.Shopping online means access to numerous products 24 hours a day,seven days a week all from the comfort of your own home or office.Ebay has turned into one of the giants of online shopping.But is it safe?I can tell you its not.I can honestly tell you that Ebay Malaysia, Singapore, Thailand and India is officially FUCKED by some dickheads who tries to act funny.

I was trying to sell a phone online the other day with a pretty reasonable price.I posted it up for sale in Ebay Malaysia as well as Ebay Singapore for the price of RM1500 and SGD800.I have been an Ebay member for the past 4 years.Seen many assholes and shits in ebay.And to my surprise it's still happening.And the number of asswhips are increasing.So I being a serious seller should expect a serious bidder/buyer as well.So there's this dude with a funky name of "Demetrus Oliver" who wants to close a deal for the phone.

And here goes the second dude with the same story just.May i present to you asswhip no.2 "Vera Lewis"

So the guys thought i was born yesterday.And told me that they transfered the funds to me after 2 days.Well, where the fuck is my money assholes? I dont see no money in my account.Its been a month now.Its clear now that these fellas are scammers who are trying their luck to lure some retards into believing them.Hey guess what? I aint no retard.

If you notice the attachment up there, i've underlined a few grammatical mistakes.Don't think a Vera Lewis or Demetrus Oliver would make grammar mistakes like that.But anyway nice try guys, but "proberly" next time if you wanna write an email, go to school first,learn some english before attempting cuz u suck !!!!!!!

So ppl, if you wanna purchase something you really like from ebay,pay a lil more and get it from Ebay.com(the original) and avoid ebay malaysia or singapore.Take this advice and you'll never go wrong.

P/S: Sorry ppl, you probably cant read those contents cuz its just too small.Try downloading them and read it.Have a good laugh.

xmen 4

2006-09-17T10:49:00.000-07:00

hey guys look cyclops is not dead yet... he came back from the dead to zap everyone's ballsssss ... bewareeeee!!!!!!

how can they come out with vibrators for the eyes?? osim's gay...

for u my frenn....

2006-09-05T23:45:00.000-07:00

hey dude... pls larrr stop the arguement about earth being the perfect sphere.. i know ur smart and u know everything .... ladies, this fella here is a walking dictionary when u need one, encyclopedia and a story book.He's like a walking kiosk filled with information.Most importantly, he can also be your fireplace if you're feeling cold.You can tell by the shape of his body.Its filled with 80% cholesterol and 20% water.Peace Yo !! hahah

close call

2006-09-05T22:11:00.000-07:00

It was a mad navigation exercise with gay pilot Bryan... we were so close to losing our lives to a 2000ft mountain right ahead.... but with the skillz of a good pilot like me we managed to avoid the giant in front of us just in time.

Sorry that I couldnt snap some photos because my life is at risk at that particular time but here's an actual sketch of what happened:

1) Departed Melaka at 1100 hrs LMT

2)Tracked eastbound for about 30 mins due traffic and southbound to Kulai about 15 miles from Johor.

3)As you can see from the sketch there's a bloody 2000ft mountain about 4 miles from Kulai.

4)Visibility was poor and it was as low as 3km with heavy rain and broken clouds.

5)Johor Air traffic control cleared us 1000ft inbound for Johor Senai Airport once visual with Kulai

Theres more to that friends.Both of us on board we practically having fun, eating,chatting,drinking,smoking and everything else except for maintaining our heading on the compass for Johor.So there you go, what else do I have to say? We were lost for a good 10 minutes with poor visibility while on a low cruising altitude of 1000ft.We started to panic and started calculating our current position with our groundspeed and time.Carried out lost procedure and all.But nothing seems to be working.Knowing that theres a huge mountain in front of us we were just circling around some area in between Kulai and the mountains without any bearings.So theres only one word to describe that scenario, FUCKED !!!!

Not long after, I saw high ground coming up on the windscreen of the aircraft.Surprise surprise !!!! its that dude which is 2000ft high!! nice job but he didnt kill us cuz he's not pro enuff... it was all good experience... landed in johor safely and had lunch in the terminal.The flight back was all good as well. We were more aware that time but i was feeling abit sleepy after the meal.

approaching johor in misty weather

the buddy we miss

2006-09-03T05:32:00.000-07:00

i know its gay to tell u this man...i know you're gonna curse me, i know you're gonna smack me so bad, i know you're gonna steam so badd... but i think most of here do wanna tell u this man.... we miss u.... and we wanna watch u dance without ur clothes on... cindy wants to help u shave... lili wants to eat u for dinner.... charles wants to molest u and I wanna bring u to MONGKOK CHAR CHAN TENG!!!!! lol

kim yew, we're all awaiting your return... u know we miss ur big arms and charles would like to challenge u to an arm wrestle.... cuz he's got a big arm too he says....

ok kim yew, to spice things up a lil I'm gonna post the exact conversation between me and Charles the other night...... here goes:

Charles: Shit man, i miss kim yew lar...

Me : yeah ler me too larr.. he's coming back in december so we can give him a "CUP" of shut

the fuck up....

Charles: hahahah im gonna tell him.... hahahahaha

Me : aiyahhhh why like that.. we all fren fren marr...

Charles: hahahaha actually i also wanna shut him up... kim yew always thinks his arms is damn

huge and all... i think ur balls even bigger man.... wahahhahaha

Me : yeah thats true also... my balls knocked my gf out before and it was easy....

Charles: i think i wanna "chek cau" ( in english means fight) with him lar...

Me : u go and try ler.. i dont dare lar....

Charles:Scared of wattttt...... "keng kui yau nga ar??" (in english means scared he
got teeth issit??)

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say NO to McD's

2006-09-03T04:59:00.000-07:00

When i hear McDonald's, it sounded like it was coming from a pale,sickly pervert penetrating my mind and molesting my brain.I can't believe they're so big! Who eats that crap?? I mean, seriously, the food is barely a notch above eating dirt. The burgers here, consist of soggy buns, wilted lettuce, pink mystery sauce, and a half-assed excuse for a patty. The last burger I had from McDonalds had the consistency of pig snot and tasted as good. THE FOOD IS HORRIBLE. BOYCOTT MCDONALDS.

So now ladies and gentlemen,

May i present to you the consequence of eating too much McDonald's:

are you afraid now??