Theory of Relativity

My friend told me this joke and i don't mean it as an insult to women. Its just a JOKE. But mathematically proven as you can see :p

Firstly, girl = time x money

People say time is money, time = money

So naturally, girl = money x money

So to simplify, girl = money2

People also say that money is the root of all evil, money = √evil

So if you mathematically switch the equation, evil = money2

If girl = money2 and evil = money2,

It boils down to girl = evil