inbound @ 350

t r u l y m a d l y d e e p l y u n f o r t u n a t e l y

Monday, October 09, 2006

6 bucks for ur penis and testicles !!!

I was surfing the net today and I came across to this old ancient chinese history museum website and its kinda interesting.But one thing which really caught my eye is the one about the Eunuch during the ancient times.The thought of beheading your little brother gives me the goosebumps already.But those suckers in the old times really pay to actually get their penises removed.Here's an artifact from the museum which i found online


Thursday, October 05, 2006

Why petrol keep increasing its price??

Some dudes forwarded this to me and i think its pretty interesting.Its in BM, so for those who don't understand,skip this pls.. :)

Harga Minyak sepanjang zaman (dalam masa 16 tahun sejak 1990)

sebelum 90 - RM 0.89
tahun 1990 - RM 1.10 (kenaikan RM 0.21)
01/10/2000 - RM 1.20 (kenaikan RM 0.10)
20/10/2001 - RM 1.30 (kenaikan RM 0.10)
01/05/2002 - RM 1.32 (kenaikan RM 0.02)
31/10/2002 - RM 1.33 (kenaikan RM 0.01)
01/03/2003 - RM 1.35 (kenaikan RM 0.02)
01/05/2004 - RM 1.37 (kenaikan RM 0.02)
01/10/2004 - RM 1.42 (kenaikan RM 0.05)
05/05/2005 - RM 1.52 (kenaikan RM 0.10)
31/07/2005 - RM 1.62 (kenaikan RM 0.10)
28/02/2006 - RM 1.92 (kenaikan RM 0.30)

Nota : (ayat2 standard)
1. Kenaikan minyak masih rendah berbanding mana2 pun negara ASEAN.
2. Kerajaan akan pastikan kenaikan tidak membebankan
3. Kerajaan tidak mampu lagi menampung subsidi.
4. Kerajaan memberi jaminan harga runcit petroleum tidak akan dinaikkan lagi pada TAHUN INI.

seorang muslim wrote:
Saudara,

Pertama sekali abang Perdana Menteri kita ia itu Ibrahim bin Badawi menerusi syarikatnya SkyChef menjadi supplier makanan kepada syarikat penerbangan MAS yang sekarang mengalami kerugian RM900 juta untuk sembilan bulan pertama 2005. Abang PM kita jual sebotol air mineral kepada MAS dengan harga RM30 setiap botol. Kenapa kita hairan MAS rugi ?

Menteri Besar terengganu Idris Jusoh telah mengadakan lumba kapal layar Monsoon Cup yang menelan duit rakyat sebanyak RM300.0 Juta.
Duit ini di bayar kepada seorang taukeh bernama Patrick Lim dan kekawannya termasuk Khairy Jamaludin menantu Perdana Menteri. Perlumbaan kapal layar tak sampai lima hari makan duit rakyat RM300.0 Juta. Sudah tentu duit RM300.0 Juta itu ditelan oleh orang yang sungguh bertuah dapat kontrak RM300.0 Juta itu.

Untuk menutup kehilangan duit sebesar ini sekarang sabsidi minyak di potong dan harga minyak nail 30 sen satu liter.

Telekom Malaysia pula rugi lebih RM700 Juta duit rakyat sebab terpaksa bayar ganti rugi kepada syarikat telekom German ia itu Deutsche Telekom. Terpaksa bayar ganti rugi RM700 Juta sebab Telekom Malaysia tak tahu buat kontrak.
Nak tutup rugi ini pula kerajaan potong sabsidi minyak.

Sekarang lebih murah naik kapalterbang Air Asia pergi balik dari Kuala Lumpur ke Kuala Terengganu. Tambang pergi balik Air Asia dari Kuala Lumpur ke Kuala Terengganu tak sampai RM300 bagi tiga orang sekeluarga. Air Asia diurus oleh orang yang tidak rasuah dan yang tahu buat bisnes tanpa menyusahkan rakyat.

Sekarang dengan harga minyak yang sudah naik, belanja minyak sahaja nak pergi balik dari Kuala Lumpur ke Alor Setar sudah naik hingga RM220 (kereta Proton Waja). Bayar tol pula lebih RM120. Belanja makan dan minum (nasi campur dan teh kosong) bagi sekeluarga enam orang tambah lagi RM40. Ini bermaksud jumlah belanja minyak, tol dan makan minum pergi balik dari Kuala Lumpur ke Alor Setar hampir RM400.

Negeri lain bukan macam negara kita. Walaupun harga minyak di Thailand lebih mahal daripada harga minyak di Malaysia tapi di Thailand tak ada bayar tol.

Dari Bukit Kayu Hitam ke Bangkok jauhnya lebih 1,100 batu (bukan kilometer) naik lebuhraya enam lorong tanpa bayar TOL (bukan empat lorong macam Lebuhraya Utara Selatan kita).

Di Thailand tak ada rasuah AP. Harga kereta Honda Civic 1.5 di Thailand tak sampai RM40,000. Lebih murah daripada harga kereta Perodua Kelisa 1.0 di Malaysia. Inilah kelebihannya di Thailand- tak ada AP di sana.

Di Malaysia pula ada AP. Sebenarnya harga AP yang perlu di bayar kepada Kerajaan (MITI) tak sampai RM250 sahaja. Tapi AP boleh di jual sehingga RM40,000 sekeping kepada Dato Dato yang kaya yang di kenal sebagai "AP King". Rasuah AP ini telah berlanjutan selama lebih 30 tahun. Akhir kata rakyat Malaysia yang terpaksa tanggung rasuah AP ini.

Oleh yang demikian kereta Honda Civic 1.5 yang dijual dengan harga RM40,000 di Thailand naik harga sehingga RM110,000 di Malaysia. Rakyat Malaysia rugi. Kerajaan pun hilang wang. Bila kerajaan tak cukup wang - maka potonglah subsidi minyak.

Wednesday, October 04, 2006

Its a "secret" dont tell anyone ... shhhhhhhh

come on... somebody smak my biatch up pls.... oooooo i love itt... i finally know how Victoria Secrets became popularr... its because of all theseeeeeeeeee


Seriously delicious eh?? yum yummmmmmm wish my gf would put one of those on... i would be the happiest man on earth... more of the kinky stuff... heree

oh my goodness.... i cant take it no more... im at the peak .... dont stop dont stopppppppp

ok thats it... no more for now.I think thats enuff for today.Now i know why girls are paying so much for a piece of close-to-nothing.So do you have a secret?i promise i wont tell anyone! :)

Tuesday, October 03, 2006

spot the difference?

Can u spot the difference on this pack of "High Quality Chinese Premium Condoms" compared to the ones which they sell locally? hmmm these chinese dudes are dodgy like hell...

Always read the instructions or the facts before purchasing something which is tagged "Made in China".

Sunday, October 01, 2006

Amber Chia is probably the WORST spokesperson in Malaysia

“Hepi Mahder’s Dei”

Yes. First instincts will tell you to laugh, then cringe, then label the creator of that phrase as an idiot.

What if a person actually spoke it, phonetically? What if that person was Amber Chia? (a.k.a Malaysia’s so-called top model).




Well, Amber Chia may be hot….to some of you people, but to me, she looks like a zombie. And Gintell, the massaging chair business under Panasonic had the guts to actually gamble using Amber Chia in a Mother’s Day radio ad. Looks like the gamble really didn’t pay off.

The next paragraph will describe the disaster that Amber Chia really is.

From the very beginning, we knew from the first three words uttered by Amber Chia that the commercial’s success was doomed. It is very obvious that Amber Chia can’t speak English properly, coz it seemed like she was reading from a piece of paper. Broken English ruled the radiowave. In fact, it should put many people to shame, particularly Gintell and her own mom, for such a disastrous display of sheer arrogance to practice English speaking during ther school days (I suspect she only spoke her mother tongue and broken BM to pass SPM). Why stupid Gintell even chose her I have no idea. Must be trying to justify their position as worst massaging chair company or something.


“Hepi Mahder’s Dei”

Urgh. I cringe everytime time she says that. Makes me feel so much dumber that I want to go and torch all of Gintell’s outlets. Panasonic better try and sell off this shameful business which glorifies stupid broken English in their ads.