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Friday, December 29, 2006

woot wooott...

I was walking in curve yesterday and i got myself 2 new cd's which was on promotion.So being the man,I bought My Chemical Romance-The Black Parade which roxx.... if you have a good car audio system you'll definitely enjoy it.. well it doesnt have to be good... a reasonable system will do... it'll make u enjoy your ride even more.So the 2nd CD which i bought is pretty gay as some people see it.... May I present to you... IL DIVO-siempre :) oh well didn't understand whatever they were singing... but its good to just listen to the music itself.




Well,its good to listen to it when you're in the mood for sex with your gf and it'll work for sure.So looks like this cd will be sitting somewhere in the corner til the time is right... hehe :)

Where did that year go??

Seriously,issit me or do years go faster,when you get old?

But at the same time 2006 has been an amazing year.Lets see what I did...

1)Stayed in a gaytown called Melaka for almost a year.

2)Went to phuket twice in a month for some "massage" sessions

3)Made some new friends

4)Stepped out and into yet another new relationship

5)Found some new places to lepak

6)Trimmed my pubes

7)Moved out

8)Had more coffees than in 2005



And in 2007 I will hopefully have found a job and accumulating points on my mile high club membership card.Alternatively,I dont mind doing something else like pimping or something similar but I have no experience :(

New years resolutions:

1)Get a job in the airlines.So hopefully some smart Malaysian dudes can establish another budget airlines called Nike Air or something like that so i can fly for them.

2)Take over badawi's place and make Malaysia a better country to live in.

3)Avoid seeking help from Mrs Palmers and her five daughters so often.

Friday, December 08, 2006

7 reasons to hate singaporeans

1)They are uncreative bastards a.k.a posers who uses "dollars".

2)They always drive at 60km/h on the fast lane of the KL-Seremban highway thinking its
partly owned by their grandfather.

3)They have funny number plates with funny colours.

4)The police doesnt take any "duit kopi".That suxx big timeee...

5)They speak funny Hokkien,English and Mandarin and worse of all they dont speak Malay,
the coolest language in the world.

6)They cut into your queue especially when boarding the bus and give u the fuck-off-asshole-
i'm-first-look when in actual fact they were miles away from where you were.

7)Its mandatory for all guys to join the military.



here's a lil christmas gift for all the singaporeans out there!Cheers