Sometimes... its not the men's fault...

Someday if ya men, bf, husband or other half cheats on u............. blame it on their upbringing ok....i guess it just not something u get to kick away that easily. from young we are brought up to worship the boobs.... *chuit*chuit* i mean........... welll ermm nm...

Look at how intensely the baby stare at the tits... if someday u notice me looking at ya boobs.... well fucking don't blame me cuz i too; was breastfed when little.......

Targets!!!!

Have you ever wondered why your car kena bombed by bird shit? After careful study, I’ve found out the culprit(s).

Let me introduce you to Mr. Pigeon

Some of you might think it’s just bad luck that your car kena bombed but let me tell you something else. They choose and pick their intended target. They will check who is the owner of the car and if you’re one of the bad people who mistreat birds, they’ll bomb your car.

Don’t believe? Scroll further down and I’ll show you how they pick their target.
First, they will check your windscreen and see where you’re staying or if you’re affiliated to any organization.

If you’re high profiled person, then bombs away. If you’re not, they’ll check your mileage. Yup, it’s true especially new car. I have the proof. First, they will look around and make sure nobody’s watching them.

Then check your mileage.

By the way, they’re also kepoh and want to see what you have in your car.

Once they’ve confirmed your car is their main target, they’ll call in another dept for inspection.

After approval, then they’ll leave their shits on your car.

So support WWF!(not the wrestling shit,its the wildlife thingy)Show some love to the animals.

Theory of Relativity

My friend told me this joke and i don't mean it as an insult to women. Its just a JOKE. But mathematically proven as you can see :p

Firstly, girl = time x money

People say time is money, time = money

So naturally, girl = money x money

So to simplify, girl = money2

People also say that money is the root of all evil, money = √evil

So if you mathematically switch the equation, evil = money2

If girl = money2 and evil = money2,

It boils down to girl = evil

Today's Lesson

Yesterday I was with chee leong and charles in the curve and we were freeloading the readily available internet and laptop in Hollys Coffee.Chee leong as usual the goodboy, google-d for the word "fuck" and found a website which teaches you how to use the word "fuck" in the "appropriate" way to structure sentences.Therefore, i got the inspiration to make a chinese version of it.


I was born in KL, and yeah im a fucking chinese, as u know most of fucking hamgaling chinese in KL speak cantonese...but it also depends on where they live, like me, i live in PJ and most of us speak cantonese and minority mandarin, kepong jai, jln ipoh jai, jinjang jai speak hokkien, sunway jai, damansara jai, bangsar jai speak english, when ampang jai, kepong jai and pj jai happens to chat at the same table, they speak cantonese...so now u see cantonese is very important for those who live in KL, or plan to stay in KL...therethefuckingfore, this lesson is to assist those who are planning to come to work or study in KL, for short, ngoi fau jai...especially for those who is from jb, penang, sabah, sarawak...u have to learn this, im sure u dun wanna feel left out whenever u r with bunch of kl jai...

common phrase:1. lei geh hai - when u disagree with someone

example- ah leong : oi, mahai cham yat ngo diu hai diu jor 2 lap jung dou mm chut ah, geng mou?
ah seng : lei geh hai!!!
ah leong : diu! ngak lei gau lan meh, jan geh...
ah seng : lei geh hai!!!
ah leong : mm sun lei man ngo tiu lui la...
ah seng : lei geh hai laaaaa!!!

common phrase 2:yau mou lan - this is not asking u got lanjiau or not,dun misundertand ok....u say this when u wanna make sure or when you have doubts.

example-ah leong : oi, tau sin ngo gin dou tiu lui, hou lan 7 leng ah!!! mei gin guo gam leng geh lui jai ah!!!
ah pek : yau mou lan???
ah leong : hai wor....lin dai sam dou mm jiok wor, tai dou 2 lap lin dik wor!!!
ah pek : yao mou lan???!!!
ah leong : hai laaaa....ngo jung lor dou kui din wa hou ma tim ah!!!
ah pek : yao mou lan ohhhhhhhh!!!!!!

common phrase 3: gong lan wa-used when u think that or see someone is bullshitting, u can use it, but gong lan wa is abit out already

example-ah leong : ah pek, yi pai jou mat 7, mm chut lei yam cha, hou lan mong meh?
ah pek : mou la, yi pai kau gan gei tiu lui, hou lan fan ahhhh
ah leong : lei gong lan wa ar??
ah pek : diu, bai 1 pui yi gor, bai 2 gor gor, bai 3 yau bin gor bin gor...sien la...
ah leong: lei tung kui gong yeh hai mai? (pointing to his lanciao)
ah pek : ai...ngo gom leng chai hai gom ge la...
ah leong : gong la wa laaaa!!!!

i know i know, its a bit hard to differentiate among these 3, lei geh hai, yau mou lan,gong lan wa....just practise ok? practise before u come to KL...try to put all 3 in a single conversation...

example- a: ngo ci jor jik lor...
b: yau mou lan???
a: hai wor, chau hai si tau por yat 7 mak dai gor hai bei ngo tai, yuk 9 suin ah...
b: lei geh hai la!!!!!
a: mak dai gor hai mm gan yiu wor, jung seng gor keyboard sat 9 lok hui,lei jou mou?b: lei tung ngo gong lan wa laaaa!!!!!


So thats the end of the lesson today boys and girls.Hope you learned something new today.Have a great day and practice this only with an adult supervision.K thx bye..

Now Everyone can Cry

Air Asia says 'Now Everyone Can Fly'

Air tickets so cheap its worth a try

Through the Internet You Can Buy

MAS shook their heads 'My oh My'

That Datuk Tony Fernandez fella, he's so Sly

And Idris Jala's plans and sights are only set on profitable routes like Dubai
What will happen to the folks from the rumahpanjai?

As they look up at the planes that pass by

I guess they will stick to using the sungai

When they want to practice thier adventurous spirit of 'berjalai'

Nothing much they can do except ask 'Why or Why?'

Internet access in the rural is as good as Nadai
Our planners and economists never fail to stupefy

Now that the price of oil goes up high

They say prices of goods and services wouldn't hurt a fry

Everyone now knows that its a lie

I can't even afford a drink of Mai Tai

Nor a plate of imported Apple Pie
So Datuk Tony Fernandez I hope you are still our guy

Help make the folks dream of taking to the sky

So that Air Asia is truly for Malaysians and not only orang ribai

We can ill afford the various cukai

Now as our purse and wallets slowly go Dry

We hope we wouldn't have to say, Air Asia, Now everyone can Cry

Firefly,the airline without a url

I’ve never studied marketing but I’d imagine (readers with expertise in the field please correct me if I’m wrong) that if I were planning to start a new airline that plans to attract foreign tourists and use e-commerce to sell tickets, I’d want to ensure that my brand name url is already under my control before choosing the name.
Yet, both firefly.com (owned by microsoft no less) and firefly.com.my are already taken, leaving the airline to resort to using www.fireflyz.com.my. When you google firefly airline, the official website doesn’t appear at all on the the first page results.

How are customers going to purchase your tickets if they can’t even find any information or contact for the airline?
This airline might be better named air dugong, at least the .com tld is still available.

Do u see the resemblance??

hey charles and wern... u all know her dont u?? this is fuckin hilarious man... i think they are somehow related.. hahahahahha... come have a laughh.... are u ready??? ok here it goes....

picture courtesy of Kim Yew haha...

nice arrr?? hahaha

weekend rox..

Is it me or issit just me?? Why do girls look absolutely gorgeous on Saturdays than any other days?The chicks, the babes, the girls they all look fabulous on saturday.Even Charles look pretty on saturdays haha.. Friends say I was just being horny. Really? I mean really,really?? I can't be horny on saturdays only alright.Others say its the day when everybody's happy.For those 5 days a week working people, saturday is the only day to let the hair down and pull the socks up.Last saturday all of us ended up in laundry bar in the curve for some drinks and some mouth watering eye wandering sessions.Everyone had plenty to drink and a friend of mine got to know some combination of old and young looking ladies.I just think he has the great deal of guts to actually do something like that.Respect!! Anyway,I'm still waiting for some chicks to watch the movie 300 with me.I heard its pretty good.I couldnt make it with my friends the previous night cuz of some other so called plan.And guess what i did? i ended up meeting a colleague of mine in secret recipe.It was gay.I mean the meeting was sorta gay cuz it was only both of us.Well thats all about the good part of the weekend.Here comes the shit part.. i had an argument with my gf again.Thats shit.Its like an hour of shouting at each other can actually spoil the whole weekend.Magic aint it? But its okay.. i'm quite used to it by now cuz this aint the first time this has happened.OK its time to go now.AirAsia is pissing me off already.. they have issues with the scheduling as i can see... They keep calling me at the wrong time to do something which is right.So what am i supposed to do? I think now its time to head off for the "stimulator"... yeahhhh i loveeee

still heree...

To all my mates who probably thought I was dead,I'm not.Just been busy with the training and shits.In case you dont believe me that i'm busy,here's proof:I haven't been seeing Mrs Palmers and her five daughters for 2 weeks already.That's how busy i've been haha.So today is the day i'm gonna pay them a visit since its a saturday.Life's been pretty busy ever since I started my training like full time.Between work and gf,I havent had time for anything else.I suppose today is the day to have some fun with my buddies.So where are we heading to? Time flies when you're having fun and that's a fact.So i will try to enjoy my weekends as much as possible.If earth rotated slower and there were 30 hours in a day,i'll be happier.

its 4am and i miss her

I can't sleep and I have this pain in my heart I really do.I miss her a great deal nonetheless.Things happen that you dont expect.I'm very sad but still don't know what to do about it.In somewhat different ways we are both stubborn people.Occasionally i think of how i feel as a weakness,like get over it and move on but it still bothers me.I must be such a fool.This is emotional needyness of someone who is incomplete and has no life.That is the conclusion I have to make.